Joke for Rosh Hashana
Meeting Mom
This guy tells his mother that he’s finally going to get married. His mother is thrilled!
She says, “Am I gonna meet her?”
He says, “Well, Ma, I’d like to play a little game with you. You have such a good sense of what’s going on. I’d like to bring in three women and have you guess which one’s gonna be my wife.”
His mother agrees.
The next day, he brings in three beautiful ladies and he sits down on the couch next to his mom. His mom talks to them for two minutes and says, “The redhead in the middle.”
He says, “Ma, that’s amazing! How’d you do that so quickly?”
She says, “‘Cause I don’t like her.”
Harold Zapolsky
Harold (Harry) Zapolsky spent most of his career as a professor of physics at Rutgers University, where he served two terms as department chair and is now professor emeritus. He also served in Washington, D.C., for several years as program director for theoretical physics at the National Science Foundation.
-NPR
